The ‘Mourinho Rap’ Is Abysmal – Not A Patch On Jose’s Own Ballad ‘Por Que?’ (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, April 2012


By Chris Wright

This ‘ere new ‘Jose Mourinho Rap’ by something called ‘Kaspa Klan’ (Google says they’re an unsigned Spanish hip-hop collective) is – you probably don’t need me to tell you – a little bit completely and utterly shite…

So bad, it’s pretty much offensive to all 21 senses (including your sense of decency) and then bad enough to stink up a couple more of which we’re not actually aware yet.

You want a song about Jose Mourinho with real class? You could do worse than giving ‘Por Que?’ a listen – the lilting, haunting ballad of a poor man that will never quite be able to fully understand why UEFA hate him so much…

Blissful. So very, very smooth – like Nat King Cole singing a song about how lush his velvet cushions are.

Video: 101GG