The ‘Mourinho Rap’ Is Abysmal – Not A Patch On Jose’s Own Ballad ‘Por Que?’ (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, April 2012

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By Chris Wright

This ‘ere new ‘Jose Mourinho Rap’ by something called ‘Kaspa Klan’ (Google says they’re an unsigned Spanish hip-hop collective) is – you probably don’t need me to tell you – a little bit completely and utterly shite…

So bad, it’s pretty much offensive to all 21 senses (including your sense of decency) and then bad enough to stink up a couple more of which we’re not actually aware yet.

You want a song about Jose Mourinho with real class? You could do worse than giving ‘Por Que?’ a listen – the lilting, haunting ballad of a poor man that will never quite be able to fully understand why UEFA hate him so much…

Blissful. So very, very smooth – like Nat King Cole singing a song about how lush his velvet cushions are.

Video: 101GG

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