By Chris Wright
Exactly ten minutes after opening the scoring in Denmark, SonderjyskE striker Quincy Antipas was shown a straight red card against HB Koge as a result of the worst, most shamefully abysmally shameful dive you’re likely to see today – well, at least until it all kicks off at the Camp Nou tonight anyway.
With Antipas stationed on the goal-line ahead of a SonderjyskE corner, Koge defender Ronni Bendtsen plopped to the ground like plummeting cow shit upon taking the slightest shove uponst the nipple from the Zimbabwean striker – falling to the floor with a traumatised yelp, then holding his face and remaining ‘poleaxed’ in the back of the net while Antipas was duly ejected from the pitch…
Full marks for commitment – Bendtson really went ‘method’ with that one – but still, what a conniving little scheister.
You’ll no doubt be glad to learn that HB Koge lost 2-1.