Hearts skipper Michael Stewart sent off, kicks bottle in anger, falls over
When you’re very angry – let’s say because you’ve just been sent off – and you just want to kick out at the nearest object, make sure you have a sure footing…
Full marks to Hearts skipper Michael Stewart – a feisty ginge no less – for this embarrassing FAIL.
Stewart was sent off in a stormy clash against Hamilton Accies last weekend, but it looks like his red card might be overturned. Unlike this footage, which may endure forever through the glorious power of the internet.

















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We had him at Forest a few years ago ['Big' name loan signing at the time, from Man Utd no less!] and he was garbage. I think the only worse CMFs I’ve seen play at The City Ground were Neil Lennon and Danny Sonner during thier resoundingly turgid stints.
hahahaha