By Chris Wright
There is pretty much nothing – nuh, thin – on this Earth more embarrassing to behold than beatboxing. I’ll say it again: Nothing. It’s terrible. Cringe-inducing. Down their with mime and interpretive dance in terms of artistic endeavor.
Here’s an incredibly startled-looking Nani doing it for some reason during a press conference with the Portuguese national side…
And before you ask, yes, I was once jilted at the alter by a dancing beatbox mime artist – not that I’ve let it affect me.