Javier Zanetti Performs On ‘Indonesian Idol’ Talent Show, Is About As Good As You’d Expect (Video)
By Chris Wright
Things Javier Zanetti is good at:
1. Parting his hair with precision
2. Sprinting 85-yards in the 90th minute to win corners
3. Making men half his age look like work-shy fops
Things Javier Zanetti is not good at:
Christ on a bike.