By Chris Wright
We’ve already seen Poland’s OAP-laden official Euro 2012 anthem, but this here’s the masterpiece that UEFA have chosen to both soundtrack and encapsulate their footballing showpiece – ‘Endless Summer’ by something or someone called ‘Oceana’.
It’s tedious, trite Europap but, then again, did you really expect anything else? Pretty sure you could have a stab at humming it without ever having heard it before and still be about 90% right: ‘Time to get together, have a party, forget about the silly old racism, etc, etc, et-bleeding-cetera’…
Gah. It’s saying something, but we actually prefer the Polish grannies.