Hmm, who sounds the least sincere? I’d have to go for Fergie, mostly because I don’t know the names of the other fuckhats in her shambles of a group, apart from Will.i.am, who I officially refuse to recognise on the grounds that he awarded himself the most contrived and twee name of all time. Of ALL TIME.
Words can barely describe how much I detest the Black Eyed Peas, especially that ubiquitous single that bangs on about how “tonight’s going to be a good night” – it features possibly the most banal lyrics since, er, Coldplay’s Chris Martin last picked up a biro. Ear rape of the most brutal kind.
But I’m sure Cristiano Ronaldo is a big fan. And that’s what counts.
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