Neymar Misses Open-Goal Sitter By Country Mile vs New Zealand (Video)

Chris Wright

2nd, August 2012

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By Chris Wright

Whatever went on in that kid’s creepy swimming pool/laboratory, it hasn’t done Neymar’s foot-eye coordination any good – with the Brazilian cockatoo filing a wretched open-goal miss against New Zealand last night.

‘Twas wretched I tells thee…

Oh dear, oh dear – and the little ‘ohmygodIwastotallyoffbalance’ sympathy roll afterwards isn’t fooling anyone.