By Chris Wright
Whatever went on in that kid’s creepy swimming pool/laboratory, it hasn’t done Neymar’s foot-eye coordination any good – with the Brazilian cockatoo filing a wretched open-goal miss against New Zealand last night.
‘Twas wretched I tells thee…
Oh dear, oh dear – and the little ‘ohmygodIwastotallyoffbalance’ sympathy roll afterwards isn’t fooling anyone.