Football Tat: SPORT Offer Opportunity To Fill That ‘Barcelona Shower’-Shaped Void In Your Life! (Video)
By Chris Wright
Yours for just €10.95 (as part of a promotion of some kind), Spanish paper SPORT presents the new Barcelona shower head – now your shower can be more culé than ever!
The club’s crest is laser-engraved on the top and 15 red and blue LEDs will turn the water a neon shade of blaugrana, meaning that now you can look like a total douche every single time you lather, rinse and repeat!
Indeed, why not team it up with an official bottle of Barca ‘hair and body’ shampoo for the full effect?
And if, heaven forbid, your Barcelona shower should ever break, you’d be a fool not to invest in the official 18-piece Barcelona toolbox to get that sucker back up and running.
(Via SPORT.es)


















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The person who buys this looking for a cunt shower will be thoroughly disappointed.