Englishman Abroad: Prince William Loses Solomon Islands Penalty Shoot-Out To 13 Year-Old Boy (Video)
By Chris Wright
As is his birthright, when faced with a penalty shoot-out on his tour of Solomon Islands with his lady wife, Prince William did the quintessentially English thing; sticking away the first spot kick to raise the tension, before crashing out early to his 13-year old opponent, Philemon Fatai, by spurning the next two…
Young Philomen then summed up Prince Bill’s footballing chops, telling the camera crew: “”He’s good, but not as good as me!”
Rejoice, for with penalties likes that, the future king of England is quite obviously as English as a plate of battered bulldog and chips on a Friday night.