By Chris Wright
Emile has just scored a brace for the Jets in their against Melbourne Victory! That’s three in two games for the Heskalump, and all captured live on the Heskeycam no less…
Turn him upside down and he’s a scoring machine!
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Actually, it’s 4 goals in 3 games (out of 4 games played total). He’s making the A-League his bitch!
Was sitting behind the goals that Heskey scored in for this game… what a beast!
Chris, I don’t mind if he scores every game for the next 3 years (and why shouldn’t he?) I want my Heskey updates coming thick and fast!
For his second goal is the defender actually trying to own up to the referee and get him to give a penalty because he handballed it on its way into the net? mug.
@dunk Yes, yes he is. Somehow that mug gets the a run in the national team… :(
Further proof that Austrailia ia opposite land.
Good to see Heskey knocking them in. He’s a top bloke and I hope that he continues to enjoy his football and much success!
Uh oh, Villa fans are starting to ask for Heskey back. No joke, that’s how bad it is in Birmingham.