By Chris Wright
We’ll freely admit that the details are a little sketchy here, but this bloke was spotted in the terraces watching a recent fixture (we assume in the Russian Premier League?) roaring his side on with a shirtless dance routine which featured some lovely choreographed thumb work, rhythmic whistling, a flurry of seductive pelvic thrusts and some textbook armpit inspection…
He’s obviously classically trained. Possibly Bolshoi? As a professional footballer, how could seeing that kind of dedication up in the stands fail to inspire you?
Thanks to Pies spotter Clarence Parkes for the tip-off!