By Chris Wright
In which, over in the Argentinian top flight last night, Atletico Rafaela keeper Guillermo Sara drops a bollock and concedes what’s known in the trade as ‘a howler’ against Estudiantes.
With a pass-back trickling towards him, Sara runs a complex set of calculations and spacial algorithms and is sure that the bobbling ball will make it back to the edge of his area in good time.
Patiently he waits, and waits, and waits, and waits – before the crushingly inevitable happens…
For the record, Atletico Rafaela lost 3-1.