Plucky Fourth Official Tries To Pinch Zlatan’s H2O, Gets The Death Stare (Video)
By Chris Wright
Zlatan returned from his two-match suspension with a bang on Sunday night, scoring twice and laying on the other two goals in PSG’s 4-0 trouncing of Troyes, though it was the fourth official’s brief flirtation with an Ibra-related mauling that has emerged as the highlight.
While Zlatan was having a quaff of the old H2O on the touchline, the official attempted to confiscate the bottle – only to be frozen to the spot by an icy Ibra Double-Barrel Death Stare (the flamenco guitar is to soften the severity of the footage)…
You just came *this* close monsieur, *this* close to getting mashed down into meat putty.

















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you can see zlatan just shush the official, legend
Ibrahimovic’s got to be the funniest player in football. His emotions and reactions are just “sublime”… lol
Is he not allowed to drink too much or something?
WE ARE ZLATAN. YOUR GOALS ARE FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
Well, not any longer.