Plucky Fourth Official Tries To Pinch Zlatan’s H2O, Gets The Death Stare (Video)
By Chris Wright
Zlatan returned from his two-match suspension with a bang on Sunday night, scoring twice and laying on the other two goals in PSG’s 4-0 trouncing of Troyes, though it was the fourth official’s brief flirtation with an Ibra-related mauling that has emerged as the highlight.
While Zlatan was having a quaff of the old H2O on the touchline, the official attempted to confiscate the bottle – only to be frozen to the spot by an icy Ibra Double-Barrel Death Stare (the flamenco guitar is to soften the severity of the footage)…
You just came *this* close monsieur, *this* close to getting mashed down into meat putty.