Tiziano Crudeli Is The Greatest Football Commentator In The World
A couple of months ago, Pies discovered Tiziano Crudeli, an Italian football commentator/pundit/journalist/mentalist who supports Milan and makes no secret of it.
Crudeli is the least neutral man on the planet. His emotional support of his beloved Rossoneri is a thrilling and joyful thing. Here he is celebrating Milan’s recent 3-0 win over great rivals Juventus (he’s the guy on the left, in the grey hat):
Beyond wonderful. He must have two hearts – one for normal stuff (drinking double espressos, arguing loudly with other old men in piazzas, making love to 25-year-olds) and one to cope with how excited he gets whilst watching Milan.
You want more? Of course you do. Here’s T-Crud enjoying a Milan win over Manchester United in the Champions League:
Yes, I think we’re all agreed that he’s The Greatest Football Commentator In The World. No contest.
You want more? I knew it. Finally, here’s what Tiziano looks like when Milan don’t win (in this case, they gave up a 2-0 lead over Napoli):
As you’d expect, he looks like a man who just found out his wife left him for Silvio Berlusconi.

















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My favorite Crudeli moment is when Huntelaar scores twice within two minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFN4Ns8l
Note Jan-Klaas is not Huntelaar’s real first name (it Klaas-Jan).
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So basically this guy is like the Dickie V of italy
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