By Chris Wright
Radamel Falcao scored five against Deportivo La Coruna tonight…
Sadly for Raddy, a certain somebody was busy shattering Gerd Muller’s ‘goals in a year’ record with a couple against Real Betis elsewhere.
What a git.
Incidentally, neither Messi nor Ronaldo have ever managed five goals in one La Liga game. There’s your factoid for the evening, use it as you see fit.