Video: Female TV Reporter Grabs David Beckham’s Golden Balls… And His Golden Penis
By Ollie Irish
The royal penis is clean, er, perhaps not as big as those ads had led us to believe…
If your Italian is not so good, the story is as follows: Elena Di Cioccio, a reporter for Silvio Berlusconi’s Uno station (yes, Berlusconi also owns AC Milan, Beckham’s current home), wanted to see if Becks was really packing Dirk Diggler-heat downstairs, as all those pants ads suggest. So she pulled on a pair of rubber gloves, walked up to Beckham while he was being interviewed in Madrid for an American TV station, and grabbed his crotch.
“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls,” Di Cioccio said.
“Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up.”
And Di Cioccio’s conclusion? A rough translation: “I touched it but it’s small! David you have conned us all. What did you use, cotton wool? It’s a trick!”
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Hilarious. But is she sure she got his penis? His hand went down pretty quick — as would any man’s, I would imagine this would be instinctive — maybe she just got hold of one of his fingers ;-) ?
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Man, sexual assault is hillarious!
Bet Benayoun, Kuyt or Cahdwick would never be caught in this situation
That didn’t look to terrifying for him at all.
Here is the theory, the reporter wanted publicity(as if she wouldn’t get enough by grabbing the balls) so she reported that they were small and accused Backham for conning him. Yeah, I know far-fetched but still believable.
Sorry, but that woman should pay a hefty fine and be put on a sexual predator website.
Guys have harassed me about my own “endowments” (luckily not much since my high school years)… granted I don’t put the girls on parade a la Armani… but if some random ever groped me to check, I would do everything in my legal rights to make them regret it. I don’t think it should be any more tolerated because he’s a celebrity and the “traditional roles” are reversed.
Surprise, surprise – that faggot has no balls. Vagina maybe…
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