By Alan Duffy
Oh what festive japes these footballers get up to. Actually, it’s nice to see these multi-millionaire superstars making right tits of themselves and good on them for having a sense of humour too.
The latest stars to get into the Christmas spirit are the Rossaneri, who beautifully murder Wham’s festive classic Last Christmas. I particularly enjoy Kevin Prince Boateng’s laconic, slightly improvised warblings.
Merry Christmas everyone! Etc.