Dutch Disaster: Ajax Captain Siem De Jong Farts Open-Goal Sitter Over Crossbar From One Yard vs Vasco (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which Ajax midfielder and captain Siem de Jong spluffs a stinker over the bar with the goal a-gaping from around about the one-yard mark during the Dutch side’s mid-season friendly against Vasco da Gama at the weekend…
As Pies fan Jacob (who sent us the video – many thanks compadre!) so eloquently put it, “Yeeeeesh”.

















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