St Mary’s Crowd Sing “Jason Puncheon, He Went For A S**t” After Southampton Star Has Mid-Match Toilet Break (Video)
by Alan Duffy | 21st, January 2013
By Alan Duffy
During Southampton’s entertaining, if goalless, 0-0 draw with Everton on Monday night, the Saints’ in-form attacker Jason Puncheon found himself needing to answer the call of nature. But rather than do a ‘Gary Lineker’ and slyly ‘do toilet’ on the pitch itself, the winger ran down the tunnel to relieve himself in private, like a proper gent.
On his return to action (hopefully after he had washed his hands too), the St Mary’s crowd were quick to serenade their star, leaving us in no doubt as to whether they thought Puncheon had done a number one or a number two.
As Lukas Podolski Tweeted recently, shit happens…
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Youngster?
hes 26.
@Anonymous- thats young to me, but then again, Im old.
[...] game, at least on the field anyway. Off the field though, well… let’s just say he had a little emergency in the second half. Pure [...]
Indeed, Alan.
There comes a time in everyone’s lives when 26 is indeed “young”.
And for those who still think 26 is young, enjoy your youth.
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OVER IN A FLASH AND YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF OLD.
And then time goes even quicker.
Then you die.
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LOL @ Jarren
about 2 minutes later they started singing ‘he shits when he wants,he shits when he wants, jason puncheon ,he shits when he wants’
LMFAO.Great clip.ALMFAO@jp……hahahaha,quality
Haha at the paragraph…..Indeed it seems Poldi was quite prophetic with his words!ha
He seemed to take it well, smiling when they were singing. Good man!