By Alan Duffy
During Southampton’s entertaining, if goalless, 0-0 draw with Everton on Monday night, the Saints’ in-form attacker Jason Puncheon found himself needing to answer the call of nature. But rather than do a ‘Gary Lineker’ and slyly ‘do toilet’ on the pitch itself, the winger ran down the tunnel to relieve himself in private, like a proper gent.
On his return to action (hopefully after he had washed his hands too), the St Mary’s crowd were quick to serenade their star, leaving us in no doubt as to whether they thought Puncheon had done a number one or a number two.
As Lukas Podolski Tweeted recently, shit happens…