By Chris Wright
You can keep Bruce Grobbelaar’s spaghetti legs and quite frankly Fabian Barthez’s heel-dragging lollygagging can go and hump itself to Kingdom Come as Maris Eltermanis, goalkeeper for Lithuanian side FC Kruoja, has trumped them both in the “penalty distraction” stakes with a fine display of “what the hell’s he doing?” against Suduva on Thursday evening…
Thanks to Eltermanis’ “drunken moonwalk” penalty shenanigans, FC Kruoja went on to win 1-0.
Mission: accomplished.