Will Smith Takes Worst Penalty In The History Of Everything Ever At UEFA Event (Video)

Chris Wright

27th, May 2013


By Chris Wright

The Fresh Prince was in town over the weekend with his son/daughter Jaden to leech onto the Champions League Final festivities in London in order to promote some god-awful new film they’re both in, which saw the unsettlingly perma-postive Scientology gimp jemmied into taking a penalty against Edwin van der Sar at the UEFA Festival at Stratford.

He failed Big Willy style…

Question is, was Bagger Vance’s penalty better or worse than Diana Ross’ “goal-busting” spotkick botch at the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony?

Worse. Far worse.

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  1. Haywired says:

    “God awful” seems a bit harsh for a film that hasn’t been released or reviewed yet, but anyway, while Will Smith’s was technically worse, Diana Ross surely gets extra fail points for the whole “goal-busting” effect and the fact that it was in the World Cup opening ceremony, rather than just goofing around.

  2. chimpo says:

    does anyone else just find their whole ‘smith’ brand utterly creepy.

    the kid’s like 14 and he has his own line of clothing.ugggh

    total scientologists too

  3. tipo 00 says:

    i’m with you there chimpo. my money was on him being the first black president although allegedly this is no longer possible.

  4. usrick says:

    There is good news, however: after that pathetic attempt, he will hopefully never show his face to a football crowd again, whether or not he’s elected president. He made Diana Ross look like Brandi Chastain by comparison.

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