By Chris Wright
The Fresh Prince was in town over the weekend with his son/daughter Jaden to leech onto the Champions League Final festivities in London in order to promote some god-awful new film they’re both in, which saw the unsettlingly perma-postive Scientology gimp jemmied into taking a penalty against Edwin van der Sar at the UEFA Festival at Stratford.
He failed Big Willy style…
Question is, was Bagger Vance’s penalty better or worse than Diana Ross’ “goal-busting” spotkick botch at the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony?
Worse. Far worse.