By Chris Wright
“My Golden Balls™ are tingling, people are in danger”
David Beckham™ is back in China at the moment, fulfilling his ambassadorial role with a week-long tour of the country to promote the country’s certainly-not-corruption-addled-so-don’t-even-worry-about-it domestic football league.
Day four of the tour saw Beckham™ scheduled to stop in at Shanghai Tongji University to meet and train with their football team, but word spread of his holiness’ imminent arrival and soon a thousand-strong throng of people eager for a glimpse of Becks™ swarmed the campus.
As the Telegraph has it:
“Thousands of fans and students, who had been waiting for hours