David Beckham Injures Several Chinese People With His Mere Presence As Stampede Breaks Out At Shanghai University (Video)

Chris Wright

21st, June 2013

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By Chris Wright

China Beckham

“My Golden Balls™ are tingling, people are in danger”

David Beckham™ is back in China at the moment, fulfilling his ambassadorial role with a week-long tour of the country to promote the country’s certainly-not-corruption-addled-so-don’t-even-worry-about-it domestic football league.

Day four of the tour saw Beckham™ scheduled to stop in at Shanghai Tongji University to meet and train with their football team, but word spread of his holiness’ imminent arrival and soon a thousand-strong throng of people eager for a glimpse of Becks™ swarmed the campus.

As the Telegraph has it:

“Thousands of fans and students, who had been waiting for hours

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  1. TravisKOP says:

    thats how you know youre famous

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