By Chris Wright
Barcelona head honcho Sandro Rosell appeared at the Liga BBVA assembly where the 2013/14 Spanish fixtures were announced on Tuesday night and was constantly harried on his way out of the building by the press hordes wanting to know about Thiago Alcantara’s future, the ins and outs of David Villa’s move to Atletico Madrid, whether he is a Lynx Java or Africa man, etc, etc – so much so, in fact, that Rosell pretended he needed to go to the toilet just to give himself a few minutes of peace and quiet.
Shame he didn’t look a little harder at the sign on the wall as he put his clever ad hoc diversion tactics into action…
Quick thinking is obviously not this man’s forte.