By Chris Wright
Aptly-named Deportivo Quevedo defender Edwin Hurtado picked up a yellow card during his side’s Ecuadorian top flight game against SC Barcelona when, in a fit of cannibalistic pique, the 30-year-old centre-half snapped (quite literally!) and attempted to bite Barca forward Andres Franzoia’s nose clean off his face following a minor altercation in the box…
Something something Luis Suarez something something LOL.