Osasuna Keeper Andres Fernandez Wibbles At Tame Cristiano Ronaldo Freekick, Punches It In Off His Own Arse (Video)

Chris Wright

16th, January 2014

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By Chris Wright

Apologies are due as we’re a little late to the party with this one, but here’s Cristiano Ronaldo somehow managing to score with one of the other 99-out-of-100 freekicks that he doesn’t find the top corner with – y’know? The soft-as-boggery ones he spanks all over the bloomin’ shop most of the bloody time that we’re not supposed to mention? – which Osasuna ‘keeper Andres Fernandez, for some reason, saw fit to punch into the back of the net off his own perineum…

Why did he try to punch it? Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?