By Chris Wright
Spotted during the borderline unwatchable Madrid derby earlier this evening, here’s Real Madrid’s sub-human scum centre-half Pepe doing what he does best in a bid to get Atletico Madrid’s Diego Godin – spiralling to the floor like a dying mayfly after pretending to take a clout to the face shortly before half-time…
On the eve of the Oscars as well. How fitting.
As the generally abhorrent debacle farted on, we were then treated to Atleti assistant German Burgos being restrained by his colleagues as he sought to wade onto the pitch and batter the referee for one reason or another…
La Liga really is the pits sometimes.