By Chris Wright
In which, over in the Bundesliga last Sunday afternoon, FC Augsburg goalkeeper Marwin Hitz unintentionally has his front teeth knocked down his throat when team-mate Matthias Ostrzolek attempts to clear one off the goal-line only to absolutely cannon the ball into his own goal via his ‘keeper’s face…
Boom. Headshot.
(Video: Bundesliga/cheers to Pies fan @the_mattatron for the tip-off)