Woody’s New Bird: Jonathan Woodgate Acts His Arse Off As Middlesbrough Flog Season Ticket Renewals With Baffling Advert (Video)

Chris Wright

17th, April 2014

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By Chris Wright

It’s that time of the season again when clubs begin to flog early bird season ticket renewal discounts, and Middlesbrough are no different – though the manner in which they’ve chosen to go about it is pretty bloody baffling.

Presenting: “Woody’s New Bird”, starring noted thespians/Boro defenders Jonathan Woodgate, George Friend and Ben Gibson…

O….kay.

Suppose it’s not a patch on Getafe’s season ticket renewal campaign from 2011, at least not in the weirdness stakes – a suicidal koala bear called Rocky is going to take some beating…

(Video: Middlesbrough FC)

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