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United Passions: The FIFA Movie Starring Tim Roth, Gerard Depardieu & Sam Neill Looks Totally And Utterly Terrible (Official Trailer)

By Chris Wright

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Coming to an industrial landfill site near you, we give you ‘United Passions’ – a new film about the formation of FIFA which looks about as exciting as you’d imagine a film about the formation of FIFA would be.

Debuting at Cannes, Tim Roth plays the young Sepp Blatter, while Sam Neill plays Sam Neill Joao Havelange (Blatter’s predecessor as FIFA president) and Gerard Depardieu plays Jules Rimet despite looking absolutely nothing like the man in any way, shape or form.

Here’s the official trailer…

Just for the record, the making of the film has been stridently supported (read: overseen) by FIFA themselves, who reportedly fronted up approximately three-quarters of its total £19million budget.

Complete the sentence: The new FIFA film ‘United Passions’ looks…

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By Chris on May 22nd, 2014 in FAIL, Media, Newsnow, Videos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “United Passions: The FIFA Movie Starring Tim Roth, Gerard Depardieu & Sam Neill Looks Totally And Utterly Terrible (Official Trailer)”

  1. Russ says:

    I thought this was a parody until I Googled it! Wonder if they’ll include all the brown paper envelopes…

  2. syndex says:

    so that’s where the money from the qatar bribe went

  3. the2ndandygoram says:

    looked awrite apart from sam neill hittin the table

  4. John McD. says:

    looks like Depardieu ate all the pies…I would have cast Mel Brooks as Blatter and Christopher Lee as Havelange(but only because Boris Karloff is already dead!).

  5. […] are divided though, not everyone is excited about the movie,some are openly skeptical, and some are tipping it for success. Personally, I look forward to […]

  6. PetrovskyKSC says:

    Joseph blatter is fickfehler

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