United Passions: The FIFA Movie Starring Tim Roth, Gerard Depardieu & Sam Neill Looks Totally And Utterly Terrible (Official Trailer)

Chris Wright

22nd, May 2014


By Chris Wright

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Coming to an industrial landfill site near you, we give you ‘United Passions’ – a new film about the formation of FIFA which looks about as exciting as you’d imagine a film about the formation of FIFA would be.

Debuting at Cannes, Tim Roth plays the young Sepp Blatter, while Sam Neill plays Sam Neill Joao Havelange (Blatter’s predecessor as FIFA president) and Gerard Depardieu plays Jules Rimet despite looking absolutely nothing like the man in any way, shape or form.

Here’s the official trailer…

Just for the record, the making of the film has been stridently supported (read: overseen) by FIFA themselves, who reportedly fronted up approximately three-quarters of its total £19million budget.

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