By Chris Wright
Coming into the World Cup on a wave of hype, Portugal midfielder William Carvalho made a lasting impression on the watching world after coming on at half-time against Ghana this afternoon.
Sadly, that impression was the image of Jordan Ayew’s pant-swaddled package forever wobbling about forlornly, replaying forever in their mind’s eye on an infinite loop for the rest of time…
Yeesh.
There’s a “filthy tackle” pun in there somewhere if you care to find it.