By Chris Wright
We’re skipping back to last Friday night here so apologies for the tardiness, but we feel it’s our duty as concerned denizens of decent football to bring you the forlorn tale of Richard Zajac, overly-casual goalkeeper of Polish top-tier side TS Podbeskidzie.
With the ball at his feet and plenty of time to get rid of it, Zajac dithered and dallied and allowed himself to be closed down by Lechia Gdansk striker Maciej Makuszewski.
Zajac then attempted to nonchalantly lob a pass over the oncoming forward to one of his defenders, only to ponk the ball directly into Makuszewski’s face and into the back of the net…
It was to be the only goal of the game.
What a pillock.