By Chris Wright
With a vocal timbre that actively drains colour and joy from the world, here’s boring, boring Michael Owen taking receipt of his brand new Range Rover – a result of doing “horsey business” with some bloke called Alexander.
This is not an Alan Partridge-esque spoof, despite what every fibre of your being is telling you…
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