By Chris Wright
In which Pies’ favourite mucky-faced street urchins, Fitba Thatba, reveal Manuel Neuer’s fiendish (and failed) plot to rig the Ballon d’Or using nothing more than his own deviousness and a certain mad, bearded loon – codename: Irish Rover…
And that, we’re fairly sure in saying, is exactly how it went down in Zurich last night.