‘This Sh*t Country Doesn’t Deserve PSG’ – Zlatan Inbrahimovic Throws Wobbly After Losing Game Of Football

Chris Wright

15th, March 2015

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By Chris Wright

Unable to swallow PSG losing 3-2 away against Bordeaux and missing the chance to go back to the top of the Ligue 1 summit, Zlatan Ibrahimovic placed the blame for his side’s defeat squarely at the door of the supposedly inept officials on duty.

Upon leaving the pitch in a huff, Zlatan threw a wobbly as he ranted down the Canal+ cameras: “In 15 years I’ve never seen a referee like this. In this sh*t country. This country does not deserve PSG.”

Comme ça…

Oooooh! Get you! Camp Drog would be proud of such a prissy little diva fit.

What was that about babies again?

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Zlatan then may or may not have added that he plans to carve Paris out of the Earth’s crust, float it out into international waters and start a brand new football league of his own – one where the public appreciate a team that was founded in 1970, has four titles to its name and only started making real waves when a Qatari prince and his cronies decided they wanted to own it as their plaything.

UPDATE: He’s since apologised.

“I want to clarify that my words tonight were not directed against France or French people. I was speaking purely in terms of football.

“I lost the game, I accept that, but I can’t accept it when the referee doesn’t follow the rules. It is not the first time and I’m tired of it.

“I would like to apologise if anybody was offended or interpreted my words the wrong way.”

So there.