Lord knows that transfer deadline day has been dull as ditchwater, at least as far as English football has been concerned.
However, one mischievous gallivanter (a Charlton fan if we’re not mistaken) did his level best to pep things up outside Stamford Bridge over on the Italian equivalent of Sky Sport’s rolling coverage using nothing but an inflatable banana…
The Italian #DeadlineDay just peaked…
(via: @TheFootballRep)https://t.co/zA6uO3Kg1N
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) February 1, 2016
Nice try, but it’s no big purple dildo.