You may know him as Real Madrid’s resident elbow-chucking, toe-stamping, referee-baiting hatchet man, but Pepe is keen to show the world that he’s not an animal entirely as Valentine’s Day rolls around.
Indeed, the Portuguese defender has sought to show the world his softer side by appearing in a new short, tinkling the ivories amid the rose petals while reciting a loving ode to the thing he loves most in the world – his Umbro boots, i.e, the tools he uses to mash up strikers’ fleshy bits on a weekly basis…
Aw shucks, the guy’s nowt but a bit sap!