Alianza Atletico could only manage a goalless draw against Huancayo in the Peruvian top flight, and that’s despite being presented with a golden opportunity to break the deadlock 20 minutes into the second half.
Indeed, Alianza managed to win themselves a penalty. Unfortunately, the tried to be clever dicks about the whole thing and duly attempted to recreate the old ‘tandem penalty’ routine as popularised by Coppens and Piters, Cruyff and Olsen and, more recently, Messi and Suarez.
Sadly for taker Juan Velez and his partner in crime, their results were definitely more of ‘Pires and Henry’ variety…
Rubbish, lads. Rubbish.