As modern professional football and vapid commercial endeavour continue to stride merrily hand-in-hand toward complete and hopeless saturation, Juventus have gone ahead and filed their latest offering.
Indeed, the Serie A giants have press-ganged Paulo Dybala, Douglas Costa, Federico Bernardeschi and Rodrigo Bentacur into staging a mock press conference to help unveil a pair of new signings – signings famous for their “perfect shape” and “delicious skills”…
— JuventusFC (@juventusfcen) November 9, 2017
The contrived convergence of conglomerates. A joy to behold.