We just knew it couldn’t last. Watching last night’s lively win over Costa Rica at Elland Road, we very nearly allowed ourselves to head into a World Cup feeling nothing but good will toward an England national team.
However, the very next morning these two pillocks show up and ruin the whole thing.
In fact, after listening to this dismal attempt at an unofficial 2018 World Cup anthem from Freddie Flintoff and that glassy-eyed dork from the Kaiser Chiefs, Pies are now thinking about petitioning to have the entire tournament cancelled immediately.
Yes, it’s *that* bad.
Burn it. Burn it all down.
Not a single soul left alive.