You wouldn’t think it physically or humanly possible, but Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting managed to miss from there (↑) in PSG’s 2-2 draw with Strasbourg on Sunday night.
With Christopher Nkunku’s chip already heading in, Choupo-Moting attempted to steal in and add the finishing touch with the ball half over the goalline AND STILL MANAGED TO SQUONK IT ALL UP…
It was going in. It… was going… in. Choupo-Moting’s “shot” went backwards. Hyperbole aside, that is almost certainly and objectively the worst miss Pies have ever witnessed, ever, ever, ever. We can’t remember seeing anything quite that dreadful.
In mitigation, the former Stoke striker had already scored to put PSG ahead earlier in the game, but honestly who cares?
Nothing now matters post Eric Mamix Choupo-Moting miss. We are now living in a PEMCMM age.