For those left wondering just where the Night King was at the end of episode two of the current series of Game of Thrones, it turns out he dipped out of the Battle of Winterfell to attend a Russian Premier League match.
Indeed, the icy blue death-bastard was spotted in the crowd as Lokomotiv Moscow beat Yerisei 2-1 on Sunday to go second in the table.
Didn’t really look like he was enjoying it all that much though…
— 433 (@official433) 28 April 2019
Pies haven’t seen episode three yet, so are unable to ascertain as to whether ol’ Nighty Knight was able to make it back to Westeros in time to lay waste to the realm of man and bring eternal darkness to the world.
Still, nice to see him getting out and about.