Soccer Is Gay, Apparently

Ollie Irish

15th, June 2010


By Ollie Irish

Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

Via The Onion

You know what’s really gay? Baseball. Yeah, that’s right. Baseball. Massively gay.

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  1. Joe says:

    What the hell is ‘Soccer’?

  2. spectator says:

    it seems to me they spent a long time making a joke that has been made many times before and wasn’t particularly clever the first time.

    and baseball is gay, it has something to do with the trousers.

  3. Brian says:

    im sorry, but i think its hilarious

  4. Ben says:

    I expect a little better from The Onion, to be honest.

  5. kritter says:

    Ha! You have to admit, that Lalas gay-repression bit was hilarious. The rest was just sort of jokes I’ve heard thousands of times before as an American fan of the beautiful game.

  6. kaya says:

    Made me laugh… all this time I thought soccer was communist.

  7. kaya says:

    Oh, and really, you shouldn’t insult gay people associating something as terrible as baseball with them. That’s just homophobic.

  8. Anonymous says:

    “What the hell is ‘Soccer’?”

    A name invented in England for a certain game. The english then decided to go with another name for this certain game. In the process they seemed to have forgotten that THEY invented the word “soccer”, thinking instead that it was a term invented in America. Weird people the english are.

  9. Anonymous says:

    This is exceptionally stupid. And disgustingly homophobic. I’m ashamed for you, Pies.

  10. Patrick G says:

    Soccer = North American English for “European Football”

    Here in North America, we simply call American Football “Football”, just like Europeans call European Football “Football.”

    We have a better sport to watch and play, and we call the lesser one “Soccer”. Big deal, get over it.

    And Baseball is just as dull to watch. Who cares?

  11. Mr. Angry says:

    what the fuck is this bullshit! you idiot yankee pricks its FOOTBALL not soccer you dicks! and it is not for queers!

  12. Kyrre says:

    Why are you Americans so angry? Hahahaha we have our sport, you have yours! And btw this picture is not gay, it’s two football legends.

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