By Ollie Irish
This is a cake
In which irascible Bayern Munich manager Louis Van Gaal receives flowers, cheers and a f*cking amazingly elaborate – yet wholly unappetising – cake in honour of his 59th birthday.
Er, we don’t want to be pedantic, but Bayern didn’t actually win the Champions League last season – but somehow a marzipan version of the CL trophy made it onto Van Gaal’s cake, as well as a mini Van Gaal wearing lederhosen. Those Bavarians, they love lederhosen.