Sick Bags Ahoy! Kaka Performs Terrible Duet With His Wife Caroline

Chris Wright

22nd, September 2010

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By Chris Wright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1HC2Fh_CNw

Real Madrid crock Kaka has apparently been filling his copious downtime with the kind of wholesome pursuits that you’d expect a man of God to, including taking the time out to write and record this hauntingly beautiful duet with his not-unattractive wife Caroline Celico.

The song, entitled Presente de Deus (A Gift From The Lord), was played in the church during the couple’s wedding back in 2005 and is also set to feature on Caroline’s debut album – can’t wait for that one.

As my Portuguese more or less begins and ends at foda todo, I haven’t got the foggiest what they are carping on about (probably something vaguely Jesus-based) – but the pure, almost bell-like clarity of Kaka’s dulcet tones are more than enough to tide me over.

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  1. chimpo says:

    zeus’s beard thats awful

  2. Jimbo says:

    this isn’t what Jesus wants, Kaka

  3. Jimbo says:

    and his wife is very hot but this just kills it for me.

  4. Temjin says:

    “I searched for you in the altar of god
    I received you from the hands of god

    crap I can’t listen to it more than 40 secs… It’s just horrible.

  5. Queer_as_Fuß says:

    As Hank Hill once said:
    “Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock and roll worse?”

    Okay that’s not exactly rock but, you know.

    I always kind of wonder about the whole Jesusy footballers- what happens when two super Jesusy players play against each other? Who does Jesus pick? Which Sharpie-drawn on white t-shirt does he favour? Which armful of tattoos stirs his love?
    And why doesn’t it always end in a tie?

    Jesus loves all his children- but likes some footy teams more I guess. :P

    But I’m Jewish and we tend to have God’s love shown by scary/deadly shit, rules and hardships- apparently helping us to score awesome goals isn’t high on his priority list. Not to mention you couldn’t run around with a magan David on- you’d poke someone’s eye out with that thing! And your mother would be at home screaming at the telly: ‘I told my bubbela that all that running around with those tough boys was a bad idea, didn’t I tell him Herschel?’

  6. Tatum says:

    This puzzles me…One of the reasons Kaka gave for selling his arse to Real Madrid, and the creepy relentless man hunting Fiorentino Perez, was that God wanted him to leave AC Milan and play for RM, so why is he always injured? Can’t God even protect the toes/ankles/whatever of his Special Ones once he’s used his vast cosmic power to engineer a transfer? Should’ve asked the Pope when he was in town I guess…

  7. […] Romantic Duet by an Injured Brazilian Footballer & His Wife: Goes to Kaka and Mrs. Kaka for Presente de Deus (A Gift From The Lord), which was written and performed by the Real Madrid midfielder and his good lady wife. Let’s […]

  8. […] Romantic Duet by an Injured Brazilian Footballer & His Wife: Goes to Kaka and Mrs. Kaka for Presente de Deus (A Gift From The Lord), which was written and performed by the Real Madrid midfielder and his good lady wife. Let’s […]

  9. John says:

    I don’t think he is Catholic, he is one of the rare South Americans who is not.

  10. […] Romantic Duet by an Injured Brazilian Footballer & His Wife: Goes to Kaka and Mrs. Kaka for Presente de Deus (A Gift From The Lord), which was written and performed by the Real Madrid midfielder and his good lady wife. Let’s […]

  11. Sam says:

    There’s no way in the world a catholic would do something so unbelievable stupid. I’m very glad Kaka is not a catholic

  12. sophie says:

    i loved the song and kaka those who didnt like it are stupid and dumb people .kaka i loved ur song and your true fans will support you always in all decions that u make and plz dont bother about those idiots who didnt like the song

  13. […] Romantic Duet by an Injured Brazilian Footballer & His Wife: Goes to Kaka and Mrs. Kaka for Presente de Deus (A Gift From The Lord), which was written and performed by the Real Madrid midfielder and his good lady wife. Let’s […]

  14. Greatest fan of kaka says:

    Love u kaka and carol. . .best couple of the universe!

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