Zlatan Ibrahimovic Channels Chuck Norris, Puts Marco Materazzi In Hospital (Video)
By Chris Wright
Ten-man AC narrowly clinched Sunday’s Milan derby courtesy of a Zlatan Ibrahimovic penalty, with the Swede both winning and dispatching the fifth-minute spotkick after being brought down in the area by the trailing leg of Inter’s resident nutcase Marco Materazzi.
Later in the game, Zlatan to it upon himself to exact sweet revenge on Materazzi for the years of crunching tackles he was subjected to whilst he was still at Juventus, by attempting to ram his foot through the defender’s chest cavity and – although the actual contact didn’t seem to be all that substantial – ‘The Matrix’ was still carted off to hospital as a result…
…for a man with Materazzi’s nefarious record, I’d wager that that was the best advert for karmic retribution I’ve seen in a long time – but it’s still a bit of a mis-timed horror from the increasingly tool-ish Rossoneri striker.
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Ibra really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Zlatan is kicking other players more than the actual ball lately!
Hmm – on closer inspection it’s actually Zlatan’s forearm that smashes into the thick Matrixy skull.
Good work all round.
a tool kicking a tool
So the only player safe around Ibra is Oguchi Onyewu?
Glad to see karma is biting Materazzi.
I hate that man, especially after the Zidane incident.
This is a payback for Ibra’s Muslim brother Zidane!
yeah ibra rocks!
@ Bosna………………..
Yeah pay back for his muslim brother, muslim style. Violence. Alah akbar, I keeeeel you Marco. Booom
Ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha fukin idiot.
Shame the 2 tools didn’t end up in hospital
@Dr Daze – leave it to a tw@t like you to make something as glorious as marco matarazzi being dealt a dose of his own medicine into a racial thing. http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0608/backwardgImage1.jpg
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