By Ollie Irish
Until this week, Luis Suarez was best-known as the dirty Uruguayan bastard (© ITV) who used his hand to cheat plucky Ghana (and, by association, the whole continent of Africa) out of a World Cup semi-final berth. Now he’ll also be known as the dirty Uruguayan bastard who chomped the shoulder of PSV’s Otman Bakkal. Nutter.
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