By Chris Wright
Here’s a little something that’s sure to warm your cockles on this chill winter’s day.
Remember little Alleke, who was left heartbroken when that mean son-of-a-bitch Xavi let Spain’s World Cup precession pass her by without stopping the bus for a quick pow wow? Well, thanks to a Catalan TV show, she’s finally been allowed to meet her footballing hero…
…Lordamussy, I’m welling up!
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